The Letter "P"

Our Friday evening will be based on things that begin with the letter “P”. Can you think of any words that begin with “P”? Good.

Tonight I plan to wear my party dress and pose near the bar. Sipping pina colodas, and perusing the pulsing crowd of people for the perfect penis (read, man). He should be a piratey type fellow that comes with his own plank. (argh!)

Afterwards it is home for porn and popcorn. I will get perfectly positioned on the couch, porn playing, popcorn at hand and Pierre* full of fresh batteries. Popcorn because when you watch porn your hands should be hot, slippery and salt. At least, that is my personal belief.

Then I will pass out, the pulsing porn sounds easing me to slumber. All in all a particularly pleasing Friday.

This post has been brought to you by the polished, poised, precise letter “P”.

* I think that he is French because he appears a bit cocky.