Guilty or Not Guilty
I stole this from Holly.
1. Dated outside your race?
Guilty, so very guilty.
2. Singing in the shower?
Guilty, I especially love to sing Que Sera Sera.
3. Spit in someone's drink?
Not Guilty, but I did get chips out of the trash once when I was a waitress.
4. Played with Barbies?
Guilty, my boyfriend was always Han Solo *sigh*.
5. Made someone cry?
Guilty, but he deserved it.
6. Opened your Christmas presents early?
Guilty.
7. Lied to a friend?
Guilty, I am actually rather bad at this, not bad at lying, but bad about lying too much.
8. Watched and cried while watching a soap opera?
Guilty, though I have not watched soaps since high school, but I cried during Grey’s Anatomy last week.
9. Played a computer game for more than 5 hours?
Not Guilty.
10. Ran through the sprinklers naked?
Not guilty, sex in a swimming pool yes, sprinklers naked no.
11. Ate food that fell on the floor?
Guilty, as we told the campers when I was a camp counselor, “God made dirt, dirt don’t hurt.”
12. Went outside naked?
Semi-guilty.
13. Been on stage?
Guilty.
14. Been on stage naked or close to it?
Not guilty.
15. Been in a parade?
Guilty, I was in band in high school.
16. Been in a school play?
Not guilty, though I lie, I can’t act.
17. Drank beer?
Oh – please, guilty.
18. Gotten detention?
Guilty, I loved to sneak off campus when I was a senior.
19. Been on a plane?
Guilty.
20. Been on a cruise?
Not guilty, sadly.
21. Broken into a house?
Guilty (but it was my house).
22. Gotten a tattoo?
Guilty, but just one.
23. Gotten piercings?
Guilty, but just my ears.
24. Gotten into a fist fight?
Not guilty.
25. Gotten into a shouting match?
Guilty, men suck.
26. Swallowed sea/pool water?
Guilty.
27. Spun yourself in circles to get dizzy on purpose?
Guilty, it is great to be a kid.
28. Laughed so hard it hurt?
Guilty. I just love to laugh.
29. Tripped on your own feet?
Guilty. I can be clumsy. Interestingly enough, my parents debated electronic versus non-electronic French press for a gift. When it was discussed that non-electronic would require their daughter to carry boiling water around, electric was purchased.
30. Cried yourself to sleep?
Guilty, again, men suck.
31. Cried in public?
Guilty, *sigh* sometimes life can be rough.
32. Thrown up in public?
Guilty, you see I once ruined Christmas. That required in part, me tossing it at a gas station, on the side of the highway, and in a hotel parking lot.
33. Lied to your parents?
Guilty, but sometimes it just makes things easier.
34. Skipped class?
Guilty.
35. Cried so hard you threw up?
Guilty, (grumbling) damn, men…
posted by Beta Fishy @ 1:05 PM
6 comments
6 Comments:
Men do suck, don't they? Well, except mine. He just licks.
*evil grin*
Heee heee heee!
Love it!
Kinda like Doris Day does Dallas....
Wholesome but mostly naughty
;0)
Men that lick - gasp! What an amazing concept.
Hmmm....Doris Day does Dallas. Love it! And I am off to be a little wholesome and a whole lot naughty.....When I was just a little girl I asked my mother what will I be....
Will I be pretty? Will I be rich, here's what she said to me....
I used to watch The Doris Day Show with my mom! I forgot about that. I was maybe 3 or 4...Doris Day has the prettiest voice! She used to come floating down a circular staircase....
...Then I grew up and fell in love
I asked my sweetheart what lies ahead...Will there be rainbows day after day?
Here's what my sweetheart said: Que Sera, Sera
Whatever will be, will be.
The futures not ours to see.
Que Sera, Sera.
What will be, will be.
Not Guilty, but I did get chips out of the trash once when I was a waitress.
LOL! I love the evilness of this. Muahaha.
I love that song. It seems so hopefully. I had it on an album when I was just a kid and would listen to it over and over.
Mailyn, everyone needs to be evil from time to time.....
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