Secret Stripper Song
A little blind spider took the wheel
Navigatin grass blades completely by feel
Gotta sassy chassy sparkle in the sun
All four small bald fat tires rockin through the sand and burnin up
Little dune buggy in the sand
(The Presidents of the United States)
I have a complete routine worked out to this song, I use the door frame as a make shift pole. It is quite bizarre - but I imagine I would be an alternative stipper. Passing by the mundane stripper anthems such as "Cherry Pie" and "I Touch Myself", instead choosing edgy silly sexy songs. So now I am throwing it out to the crowd, what is your secret stipper song?
posted by Beta Fishy @ 11:57 AM
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I lie in an early bed
Thinkin' late thoughts.
Waiting for the black
to replace my blue....
I do not struggle in your web
Because it was my aim to get caught
But Daddy Longlegs I am finally
growing weary
Of waiting to be consumed by you...
Alternative Stripping Indeed. Ensues!
I spread my arms wide, grab each end of the empty crib and slither a little shimmy....
If I was a lesbian I would ask Fiona Apple to marry me.
Rock on! What a great stripper song. I can just imagine you shimming to Ms. Apple. I do believe that sultry female voices work very well for stripper songs.
OK, hands down THE best sexy song is Closer by NIN. I don't think it gets any sluttier, hornier or sexy than that. Plus it's always a good song to strip to.
:-)
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