I am just a Bedroom Gangster
I have a tendency to destroy, break, over-use, kill, um....certain personal home machinery. So I went shopping for replacements at lunch, and then with my head still in the clouds, I came back to the office and surfed around a little on the web. Eyeing a rabbit that was on sale, I perused the reviews to see if it could - get the job done - if you will. The following were a couple that I had to share.....
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Very nice! Purrrrrr...-- Anonymous on July 21, 2005
Mother of GOD! This is the greatest anti-man ever! You will never need a man for the rest of your life! At least in a sexual sense! Every time I use it, it induces a whole new meaning for the word climax! The clitoral stimulating branch adds insurmountable pleasure! This is a must buy!-- Anonymous on March 14, 2005
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Perhaps I need to sit in Santa's lap and let him know that I have been a rather good girl this year.
posted by Beta Fishy @ 1:11 PM
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LMFAO! I loved that one that said it will replace a man. I think not! LOL. But I've been meaning to buy one. I'm a hand girl myself and I posted about this a while back and most women said I should give it a try and someone did say the rabbit one was great so I guess you can't go wrong there.
Honestly - it depends on what you like....I personally find that my rabbit does not get used to his full potential because I like one part of it but not another. So today I purchased one that has just the part I like. And I agree - a man really can't be replaced.
I agree that a man can't be replaced, but Mailyn you're wrong if you think a hand can do the same for you as one of these babies. You need to try it out. :)
Tell Santa when you're good you're very good, but when you're bad, you're better.
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LOL! I could use the line from the Santa Baby song - think of all the fellows that I didn't kiss...
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