Vindicta Nemo magis gaudet quam foemina

Women do most delight in revenge. Sir Thomas Browne

It [revenge] is sweeter far than flowing honey. Homer

No more tears now; I will think about revenge. Mary, Queen of Scots

Hello, my name is Inigo Montoya. You killed my father: prepare to die. Now, offer me money.

I have this fantasy. I would not call it revenge, but others might. I just call it a clandestine moment when all will be right with the world. It involves three more months of spin, a perfect little black dress, a great tan and a fairy godmother.