Men vs. Women

He says, "I could have you back, if I wanted to." What a woman hears, "[you stupid, ugly, cow] I could have you back [because you are too stupid to realize that I only wanted you for sex, and then only because I was desperate], if I wanted to [but I don't because you are a pathetic waste of my time]". What a man means (of course, I am just guessing) "Of course you want me, everyone wants me, I am perfect, now suck my dick."