Second Sunday Brunch

Each month a group of friends celebrate the second sunday with brunch. I send out the invitation. I would like to think that I am creative, but it is hard coming up with new ways to say "come to brunch." It needs to be witty and fun. So this is the invitation for this month.

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Ripe, luscious and juicy

You lounge in sweet oblivion

Unprepared for what fate holds

Suddenly a knife pierces your skin

Your body is ripped in two

Moist inner flesh exposed to the world

The air is filled with the pungent aroma of death

Vital fluids are forced from your body

While eager mouths anticipate the sticky sweetness

You slide away from this world

Screaming out to the heavens

“Why? Why? Why?”

Don’t let their deaths be in vain. Join us as we celebrate the life and times of the orange, giving up their lives so that we may drink.

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I thought that it was hilarious, others not so much.